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Patrick Melton // Full-Time DadFollow

I used to do comedy but now I just review small batch root beers on my podcast https://t.co/S2bl9Qgi1q

Patrick Melton // Full-Time Dad
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25 May

“Old man who’s been in government for 42 years asks when the government will step up and do something!” 🤣🤷‍♂️🙏 They think you’re all dumb!

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Biden: "As a nation, we have to ask when in God's name are we going to stand up to the gun lobby? When in God's name will we do what we all know in our gut needs to be done?"

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I used to do comedy but now I just review small batch root beers on my podcast https://t.co/S2bl9Qgi1q

Patrick Melton // Full-Time Dad
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25 May

“Old man who’s been in government for 42 years asks when the government will step up and do something!” 🤣🤷‍♂️🙏 They think you’re all dumb!

Axios@axios

Biden: "As a nation, we have to ask when in God's name are we going to stand up to the gun lobby? When in God's name will we do what we all know in our gut needs to be done?"

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🔥 The fatter I get, the funnier I look. Bring m 🔥 The fatter I get, the funnier I look. Bring me sandwiches! 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Jkjk if you or someone you love struggles with addiction, shake them really hard and yell “get a grip!”

Thanks to Don’t Tell Comedy for having me. Fun shows all around your town so axe somebody lol no seriously sometimes they do shows at places with axes so…

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🤣💖💍🤭 She didn’t see it coming! Than 🤣💖💍🤭 She didn’t see it coming!

Thanks to @laughafterdark @fremontfunkband @charliewilsontv and all the other comedians who came out! And to @davematthewsband “Crash Into Me” 🎵 - her favorite. 

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Tripped and fell on stage last night. Very embarra Tripped and fell on stage last night. Very embarrassing. I’d rather not talk about it.

Thanks so much to @laughafterdark @fremontfunkband for helping me keep this a secret for so long! 

Thanks to @konan.the.komedian @katiekcomedy @mikefromdetroit @joshfcomedy and all the other comedians who came out last night!
💦🐩 Why do white people smell like wet dogs? 💦🐩 Why do white people smell like wet dogs? If anyone knows I’ll be happy to listen…😂 #whitepeoplewednesday #whitepeople #blackpeople #wetdog
Hi! I’m headlining SIX SHOWS this week in #Littl Hi! I’m headlining SIX SHOWS this week in #LittleRock #Arkansas so come out and watch me work through my issues on stage because I don’t have a therapist!
What are some great things I can yell at my dog wh What are some great things I can yell at my dog while she is in her first heat? She’s bleeding everywhere and nowhere will help me have her put down. 🔥🔥🔥 #goldendoodle #stupiddog #dogmurder
Thanks to @laughafterdark for letting me throw som Thanks to @laughafterdark for letting me throw some jokes out last night. 🤣🔥📸🚀
Probably talking mad shit about how my dad could b Probably talking mad shit about how my dad could beat your dad. 🔥💪👨‍👦
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4948 Mountain Vista St. #13932
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