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I used to do comedy but now I just review small batch root beers on my podcast https://t.co/S2bl9Qgi1q

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27 Oct

Screaming about taxing billionaires isn’t going to bring your dad back.

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Patrick Melton
c/o Nobody Likes Onions
4948 Mountain Vista St. #13932
Las Vegas NV 89121

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Podcast: https://www.nobodylikesonions.com