

The Best Comedian in the World.
(He can’t prove it, but you can’t prove he isn’t.)
From Detroit to Djibouti, Patrick has been entertaining crowds around the world for almost twenty years. His podcast, Nobody Likes Onions, now in it’s 18th year, has won awards and received hate mail from some of the most reputable and dispicable sources around.
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When you’re really feeling yourself at work 🤣🔥 #jenpsaki #biden #lol #comedy #washingtondc #psaki

How to Handle the Homeless

Self-Defense Tips For Women – Patrick Melton

Cops VS. White & Black People

What Men Do in the Bathroom

Comedian can’t stop lying to audience in Las Vegas! 🤣🎤👏

Comedians Lie About Everything!

You Support #Ukraine? Prove it!

Surprise Proposal From Comedian During Show!

White People Smell Like Wet Dogs

My Little Joke Vlog #4 – HOT TEETH!

My Little Joke Vlog #3 – Gravy Grievances

My Little Joke Vlog #2 – Race Riots!

My Little Joke Vlog #1 – Let's Try To Be Funny!

Why I Don’t Smoke Weed Before Shows (Anymore)…
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In the Press
“Full of sarcastic wit”

Time Out LA
LOS ANGELES, CA
“An amazingly eccentric observational writer”

The St. Petersburg Times
ST. PETERSBURG, FL
“Patrick Melton will have you red in the face with laughter”

THE FOURTH WALL
PERTH, AUSTRALIA
Comedy Festivals

Edinburgh Fringe Festival
⭐⭐⭐⭐ SOLD OUT SHOWS 2018-2021

MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL
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Perth Fringe Festival
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SOLD OUT SHOWS 2019-2020