The Best Comedian in the World.
(He can’t prove it, but you can’t prove he isn’t.)
From Detroit to Djibouti, Patrick has been entertaining crowds around the world for almost twenty years. His podcast, Nobody Likes Onions, now in it’s 18th year, has won awards and received hate mail from some of the most reputable and dispicable sources around.
YouTube
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Psychos in Las Vegas Comedy – Patrick Melton
When you’re really feeling yourself at work 🤣🔥 #jenpsaki #biden #lol #comedy #washingtondc #psaki
How to Handle the Homeless
Self-Defense Tips For Women – Patrick Melton
Cops VS. White & Black People
What Men Do in the Bathroom
Comedian can’t stop lying to audience in Las Vegas! 🤣🎤👏
Comedians Lie About Everything!
You Support #Ukraine? Prove it!
Surprise Proposal From Comedian During Show!
White People Smell Like Wet Dogs
Why I Don’t Smoke Weed Before Shows (Anymore)…
BURN the Homeless! No Excuses!
Dog Dads VS. Regular Dads
NOW HIRING: Podcast Stenographer
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In the Press
“Full of sarcastic wit”
Time Out LA
“An amazingly eccentric observational writer”
The St. Petersburg Times
“Patrick Melton will have you red in the face with laughter”
THE FOURTH WALL
Comedy Festivals
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL
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Perth Fringe Festival
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