The Best Comedian in the World.

(He can’t prove it, but you can’t prove he isn’t.)

From Detroit to Djibouti, Patrick has been entertaining crowds around the world for almost twenty years. His podcast, Nobody Likes Onions, now in it’s 18th year, has won awards and received hate mail from some of the most reputable and dispicable sources around.

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In the Press

“Full of sarcastic wit”

Time Out LA

LOS ANGELES, CA

“An amazingly eccentric observational writer”

The St. Petersburg Times

ST. PETERSBURG, FL

“Patrick Melton will have you red in the face with laughter”

THE FOURTH WALL

PERTH, AUSTRALIA

Comedy Festivals

Edinburgh Fringe Festival

⭐⭐⭐⭐ SOLD OUT SHOWS 2018-2021

MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL

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Perth Fringe Festival

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SOLD OUT SHOWS 2019-2020