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NLO 761:
Lemon Whores

Comedian DANNY LOBELL and intern Judy are here there and everywhere. They detail Patrick’s new weight gain plan, watch porn intros, and share their experiences auditioning for TV roles. There’s also a news story about a town taken over by the Close Encounters sound, Patrick and Judy get into a brouhaha about Adam Carolla and...


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