Sign up for my mailing list below. It only takes a few seconds, and I'll be sure to let you know what's going on with my exclusive list-only video blogs, downloads like ringtones and audio from recent shows, and giveaways from me and my sponsors. Every second you don't sign up, a panda dies in Brazil. I don't even think pandas live in Brazil.
Join The PMelt Mailing List

Contact

Direct Email

[email protected]

 

Management

Bernie Spektor – Los Angeles
310-497-0895

Jon Keyes – London
Paramount International
+44 208 429 3179

Listen To My Podcast

NLO 1277:
Wesketti and Queefballs

It’s Super Bowl weekend and there’s a lot of weirdo NLO fans wandering Vegas. This show attempts to catch people up with where Patrick has been and some of the stories from overseas. We also dive in to some of the drama already settling in the Queefhaus, a shady AirBnB rented by Wes and a […]


Can't make a live show?

Purchase a copy of my CD "Casual Male" from iTunes instead!

Buy "Casual Male" on iTunes!

Buy "Casual Male" on iTunes!