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Calendar

 

2016

Carolines on Broadway
New York, NY
March 16

LOL Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
March 23-26

Albany Curling Club
Albany, NY
April 8

Mohegan Sun Casino (Wisecrackers)
The Poconos, PA
April 22-23

Liquid Lounge
Boise, ID
April 28-May 1

Helium Comedy Club
Philadelphia, PA
May 25

Magooby’s Joke House
Baltimore, MD
June 16-18

The Creek & The Cave
New York, NY
June 25

Edinburgh Festival Fringe
Underbelly Productions
Edinburgh, Scotland
August 3-29 (Not the 15th)

 

2015

Hartford Funny Bone
Hartford, CT
Feb 19-22

Dangerfields
NYC
March 31st – 8PM

Cleveland Improv
Cleveland, OH
March 19-22

Orlando Improv
Orlando, FL
April 1-4

Nobody Likes Onions LIVE – Spitfire
Seattle, WA
August 22 – 9PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
August 31 – 10PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
September 11 – 9PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
September 17 – 10PM

Big Pine Comedy Festival
Flagstaff, AZ
October 7-10 – Various Venues

Nobody Likes Onions LIVE – The Creek & The Cave
New York, NY
October 16 – 10PM

Butch Bradley’s Comedy Hideaway
Atlantic City, NJ
October 29-31

Listen To My Podcast

NLO 1266:
Showdown in Spain

Vincent Valentine and comedian Celestian join Patrick for a show in Barcelona, Spain. Patrick tells the story of pissing off another comedian named George, resulting in a rumble on the Rambla. Celestian is a prodigy when it comes to not giving a fuck about promoting comedy shows, and also solving the Rubik’s cube very quickly. […]


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