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Calendar

 

2016

Carolines on Broadway
New York, NY
March 16

LOL Comedy Club
Atlantic City, NJ
March 23-26

Albany Curling Club
Albany, NY
April 8

Mohegan Sun Casino (Wisecrackers)
The Poconos, PA
April 22-23

Liquid Lounge
Boise, ID
April 28-May 1

Helium Comedy Club
Philadelphia, PA
May 25

Magooby’s Joke House
Baltimore, MD
June 16-18

The Creek & The Cave
New York, NY
June 25

Edinburgh Festival Fringe
Underbelly Productions
Edinburgh, Scotland
August 3-29 (Not the 15th)

 

2015

Hartford Funny Bone
Hartford, CT
Feb 19-22

Dangerfields
NYC
March 31st – 8PM

Cleveland Improv
Cleveland, OH
March 19-22

Orlando Improv
Orlando, FL
April 1-4

Nobody Likes Onions LIVE – Spitfire
Seattle, WA
August 22 – 9PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
August 31 – 10PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
September 11 – 9PM

Stand Up NY 
NYC
September 17 – 10PM

Big Pine Comedy Festival
Flagstaff, AZ
October 7-10 – Various Venues

Nobody Likes Onions LIVE – The Creek & The Cave
New York, NY
October 16 – 10PM

Butch Bradley’s Comedy Hideaway
Atlantic City, NJ
October 29-31

Listen To My Podcast

NLO 1237:
Life of Eli

Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of […]


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