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Actual line I used on a girl once
Posted 7 years ago
I’ve been arguing with a woman on one of my YouTube video…
Posted 8 years ago
Are you guys getting in on this B2G1 Cheese Event?
Posted 8 years ago
Pays the doctors, boy!
Posted 8 years ago
Everyone’s phone is covered with shit.
Posted 8 years ago
One of my first head shots ever. Shutup.
Posted 8 years ago
Yelp! Review: Chili John’s in Burbank
Posted 8 years ago
Yelp! Review: Chili John’s in Burbank
Posted 8 years ago
Over the past year, several people have emailed me, tweeted me…


Over the past year, several people have emailed me, tweeted me and messaged me on Facebook that Tosh.0 was using bits from my podcast and my standup on the show. Someone also emailed me recently when a bit I did on the show about two years ago became a bit on Daniel Tosh’s latest standup special.

As a comic, I’m used to some occurrences of parallel thought, and I’m not quick to jump in and say that someone is or isn’t stealing from me, but I want to start archiving these occurrences on this blog.

The latest is last night on Tosh.0, which featured a sketch based on the idea of the public service announcements that tell gays and lesbians “It gets better”.

I tweeted about this over a month ago, and now it has spurned a Tosh.0 bit. Again, not accusing, but just making a note here. If there is a writer at Tosh.0 who is stealing my shit (it’s been about six thing now that I’m aware of), I hope they get what’s coming to them.

Posted 8 years ago
Now that America is 235 years old, is she finally considered a cougar? #july4th #noodles #ducks

Now that America is 235 years old, is she finally considered a cougar? #july4th #noodles #ducks

Posted 8 years ago

Listen To My Podcast

NLO 1308:
Funeral Cucks

Jozalyn Sharp, comedian and fellow “big picture” thinker joins Patrick in the studio for a show where everyone is too high. Patrick has decided to box up everything and move on to the next apartment, in light of recent and never-ceasing series of unfortunate events. Everything is broken. Kevin Hart has single-handedly broken the Oscars. […]


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