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Taken with instagram


Taken with instagram

Posted 20 hours ago
New York City (Taken with instagram)


New York City (Taken with instagram)

Posted 22 hours ago
Corned. (Taken with Instagram at AMC Burbank 16 & IMAX)


Corned. (Taken with Instagram at AMC Burbank 16 & IMAX)

Posted 3 days ago
Al Jackson lying. (Taken with Instagram at Denny’s)


Al Jackson lying. (Taken with Instagram at Denny’s)

Posted 5 days ago
Patrice O’Neal – The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of
Patrice O'Neal - The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of
Posted 5 days ago
Probably the most fun I’ve had on Facebook in awhile.








Probably the most fun I’ve had on Facebook in awhile.

Posted 5 days ago
Food truck festival (Taken with instagram)


Food truck festival (Taken with instagram)

Posted 8 days ago
C is for cookie. (Taken with instagram)


C is for cookie. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 9 days ago
Drinky time tea. (Taken with Instagram at Dreams Cafe)


Drinky time tea. (Taken with Instagram at Dreams Cafe)

Posted 10 days ago
Let’s have a toast. (Taken with instagram)


Let’s have a toast. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 15 days ago

Listen To My Podcast

NLO 793:
Tradesmen

KEN BARNARD is in the studio for an awesome Wednesday show. We talk to a caller who is 18 and drunk, and also kicked his father out of the house with a machete. We talk to his friend who works at a KFC. Patrick offers to help people quit their shitty jobs. We are headed...


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