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Yelp! Review: Yummy Cupcakes in Burbank

I get it. Cupcakes are hot right now. Everyone is running around in the streets screaming “OMG! Have you had cupcakes?”

Yes. I’ve had cupcakes. I’m 32. 

But there’s all these TV shows and stuff, and everyone baking like there’s no tomorrow. So I wanted to see what the fuss was about. Here’s a spoiler alert: it’s about cupcakes,

If you’re like me, you assumed that “cupcake” was code for some kind of contraband. Because how can a place sell enough cupcakes to stay open. They have to be cooking meth or something back there. Turns out they aren’t. Just cupcakes.

This place smells so good. It’s like they make the sugar into air. Or they use cotton candy for their air conditioning filter. All my friends and I got diabetes just from walking around for a minute. Just kidding. But it smells tippy tops in here.

There’s so many choices, and they all rule. I’ve had the lemon bar cupcake, the sugar cookie cupcake, the vanilla and chocolate cupcakes, a red velvet cupcake, and more. They’re all amazing.

Sure, three dollars per cupcake is high. But these things are big and awesome. And there’s two cute girls in there working who are cool and put up with my jokes. They probably think I’m creepy now because I’m talking about them. And you probably think I’m creepy for mentioning that I’m mentioning them.

But seriously, these cupcakes rule. Why are you reading this? It’s a Fu*king cupcake. You’re actually researching and scouting out a cupcake place? Get a grip, man. Just go get one. They’re awesome.

And I don’t care how stupid or girly I look eating them. I put my pinky up like I’m fancy. You can’t look hard eating a cup of cake anyway. So just embrace the daintiness.

Oh, and I haven’t tried this but they make something called a cupcake in a jar - like four layers of cupcake, frosting, cupcake, frosting, cupcake, frosting. Oh man. I can’t wait to break up with my girlfriend and curl up in the bathtub with one of those while I sob myself to sleep.

(http://www.yelp.com/biz/yummy-cupcakes-burbank#hrid:dmYvbNvmT2420eeihu—bA)

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy…

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy #happyfriday

How you doin’, AT&T and Verizon iPhone customers?

How you doin’, AT&T and Verizon iPhone customers?

How does this happen?

How does this happen?

Funny Republicans: Why don’t Romney, Santorum, and the other GOP candidates tell more jokes? – Slate Magazine

Interesting piece on how not one of the Republican candidates is funny.

(Note: I’ve never really stopped and considered any president humorous, with the exception of the occasional well-delivered speech at the White House Correspondents dinner.)

Sooner or Later – N.E.R.D.

Sooner or Later - N.E.R.D.

Dat’s wassup.

Dat’s wassup.

This was posted on a flier for a show I am on this week.

This was posted on a flier for a show I am on this week.

Probably the best thing ever written about me in my career. How…

Probably the best thing ever written about me in my career. How angry can this guy be over a show? Much less a show with me? I’m amazing.

I’ve been waiting to get a copy of this to post for awhile. I love it.

To those who might wish to “torrent” this video:…

To those who might wish to “torrent” this video: look, I don’t really get the whole “torrent” thing. I don’t know enough about it to judge either way. But I’d just like you to consider this: I made this video extremely easy to use against well-informed advice. I was told that it would be easier to torrent the way I made it, but I chose to do it this way anyway, because I want it to be easy for people to watch and enjoy this video in any way they want without “corporate” restrictions. Please bear in mind that I am not a company or a corporation. I’m just some guy. I paid for the production and posting of this video with my own money. I would like to be able to post more material to the fans in this way, which makes it cheaper for the buyer and more pleasant for me. So, please help me keep this being a good idea. I can’t stop you from torrenting; all I can do is politely ask you to pay your five little dollars, enjoy the video, and let other people find it in the same way.

Sincerely,

Louis C.K.

Louis CK: Live at the Beacon Theater