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Uninterested in popular opinions and political correctness, Patrick Melton uses his skewed world view to craft dry and intelligent material. With a general likeability and a wry smile, Patrick pulls off edgy humor other comedians might not even attempt. His life experiences and spins on everyday absurdities keep audiences laughing the entire show. His rapid-fire wit and perfect comedic timing are showcased regularly in his crowd interactions.

Patrick has had the opportunity to work with and write jokes for some of the biggest names in comedy today. He’s been described as “damn funny” and “an amazingly eccentric observational writer.” Whether performing at a club, college or theatre, Patrick delivers a powerful comedy performance that leaves a lasting impression.

Patrick is the creator and host of the top-rated comedy internet radio show, available at nobodylikesonions.com. Each week he entertains tens of thousands of listeners worldwide through the award-winning program.

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NLO 761:
Lemon Whores

Comedian DANNY LOBELL and intern Judy are here there and everywhere. They detail Patrick’s new weight gain plan, watch porn intros, and share their experiences auditioning for TV roles. There’s also a news story about a town taken over by the Close Encounters sound, Patrick and Judy get into a brouhaha about Adam Carolla and...


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