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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1068:
The Leader

Patrick takes the mic for a solo show to talk about a lot of stuff on his mind. Have you been on Facebook lately? Are you not on Facebook? If you’re not on the Book, you’re a creepy person. However, the stuff on Facebook is just mind-bogglingly stupid. Patrick launches in to the latest roommate […]



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