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NLO 1158:
The Measuring Stick

America’s favorite tattooing sweetheart Cory has dropped by to grace us with e-cigs. We learn all about the relationship between race and the color of your balls. There’s the usual discussion of weird sexual things, along with other perversions of the mind. Sean calls in to talk about the Edinburgh crowdfunding effort. Patrick tries to […]

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