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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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Marathon – October 2014 – Part 6

We wrap up the Marathon Show with ya boi, Jake Lloyd, and fan Ben. This has been exhausting and Patrick is pretty much over it. We learn that D-Fritz loves hotmail and thinks it’s a pretty cool service. We compliment Ben on the fine Ballast Point vodka we are all drinking. We talk more about […]

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