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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1076:

Patrick does a short solo sick show as he recovers from another cold. We talk about the brand new Ghostbusters reboot and it’s newly-announce all-female cast, including a bunch of SNL women. Patrick tries to get people to call in and teach him about humidifiers but no one really cares. We examine a device that […]



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