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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1053:
Smellilizer

Comedians Cornell Reid and Tess Barker are here for this content-packed show. Patrick talks about all the recent goings on with the prep for his move, including some recent snags. Cornell and the gang ponder the Apple watch and it’s coolness. We take some calls about white trash and how it varies around the country. […]

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