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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1116:
Trump’d Up

Patrick is doing a quick solo show today to clear out some old show notes. First of all, it looks like some debris from that Malaysian 777 that crashed over a year ago has begun washing up somewhere in India. Patrick introduces the fans to Crazy Joe with a musical number that he seems to […]


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