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NLO 1232:
Emotional Support Dawg

It’s a packed studio with Sean from Liverpool, comedian James Hesky, and our own Shooby. We’re frustrated at starting late because of stupid Apple updates, and Patrick is kind of out of his mind on this one. We’ve got a Shooby News update involving toe nails and chili. We get two great stories from James […]


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