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NLO 1298:
PB and Jeans

Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete shit, but you’re going to hear about all of them. Patrick has a major problem with the new Jurassic Park […]

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  • I wish I could correct a sandwich artist at Subway when they fuck up my order with one-tenth the confidence of that… https://t.co/i7eXcdrksG about 2 weeks ago
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