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NLO 1263:
Survival of Sam

Aussie comedian Sam Kissajukian joins Patrick and Mikey in Edinburgh. Sam retails us with tale after tale of animals that have attacked him throughout his life, and we also discuss some possible survival tips that you can use in the future. We talk about clowning and what it is and isn’t. And of course we […]


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