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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1059:
Get Shredded

D-Fritz is in the studio for an impromptu show in the old studio. We just can’t stop cramming shows in before we rip this studio to shreds. Speaking of shreds, we have another story about trying to sell this stupid shredder. The air conditioning is FINALLY fixed and ya boi got to meet the repairman […]



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