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NLO 1245:
Sweet Spinners

Mikala graces us with her presence, and for the first time her phone isn’t cracked. Patrick is jealous that Mikala is getting recognized from the show out at comedy clubs. We take a look at a show where a comedian on mushrooms punches a saxophonist on stage. Fidget spinners are the newest thing to cure […]

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