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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1054:

Our favorite Ken Barnard is in the studio, and we promise to keep the Wendy’s stuff to a minimum. We talk about rent and obligations, and Patrick gets some advice from a fan. Ken and Patrick try to guess where the fan is from. We learn about the latest horrible idea plaguing Mitch Hedberg’s widow […]



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