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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1130:
Grown Folks Dancing

Shooby sits in on this show and we’ve got a lot of ground to cover. Patrick explains the show to new listeners in a nutshell. The kind of nutshell that is actually a long, rambling example of how this show hops around from topic to topic like a suger-addled toddler who just did some PCP. […]


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  • Hey @Alamo - your line at LAX is around the building, there's ONE agent working the desk, and none of your kiosks work. #killingit about 1 day ago
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