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NLO 1284:

Patrick is joined in the studio once again by Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel. Alex has a new show that he has started on the Las Vegas strip at Treasure Island themed around being healthy and losing weight. We find out everything about the show, including the wardrobe and dancers. Yes, dancers. It’s Vegas, so there’s […]