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NLO 1252:
Homeless Swap

Patrick sits down in London with comedian Frank Cassidy to talk about a bunch of tasteless ideas. We get in to a weird discussion about Jews and Gypsies somehow, and whether or not a religion can be a race, and vice versa. Patrick comes up with an idea for the best reality show England has […]

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