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NLO 1266:
Showdown in Spain

Vincent Valentine and comedian Celestian join Patrick for a show in Barcelona, Spain. Patrick tells the story of pissing off another comedian named George, resulting in a rumble on the Rambla. Celestian is a prodigy when it comes to not giving a fuck about promoting comedy shows, and also solving the Rubik’s cube very quickly. […]


  • “And then I’m just like, if you’re not sleeping, you’re sucking this dick!” - overheard, Oktoberfest 2017 about 4 weeks ago
  • I'll be on Barcelona City FM 107.3 at 11am Barcelona time if anyone I know is in spain and still has a radio that works. about 2 months ago
  • RT @rosiewilby: Today's guests at The Breakup Monologues at 12.15 at The Counting House are @pmelt @Hi_Pernilla @camerynmoore #EdFringe17 h… about 2 months ago
  • RT @HWCCLiverpool: Near SOLD OUT tonight with another fantastic lineup @paulisthejoker @adamrowecomedy @PMelt & @mrstevegribbin https://t… about 3 months ago
  • Really wish Hollywood would give Ryan Reynolds a fair chance. about 3 months ago