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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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Seattle’d with Guilt

Fritz and Patrick are back from their tumultuous weekend in Seattle. We had a super fun time hanging out with old fans and new ones. We did things we’ve never done, like visit a recreational dispensary, and climbing the Space Needle. Okay, maybe not climbing. We had some old favorites, too. Like pissing off a […]

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