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NLO 1253:
The Three P’s

Patrick is joined by comedian Paula Gahan in London. Our resident Chip Chip Chris also sits in on this one to add color commentary to some of the discussions, including an incident where Patrick confronted a man at a pub about his unusual hair. We dive in to a lot of topics, but much of […]


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