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NLO 1241:
Feeling Spree

It’s Friday and we’re drinking and talking about a ton of crap today. James Hesky joins in to run the gauntlet of emotions from elated to super-uncomfortable. We catch up on some major news this week, including the firing of harassment-flinging Fox talk show host Bill O’Reilly. A fifty-year-old teacher from Tennessee ran off with […]

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