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NLO 1016:
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Al Jackson and D-Fritz are in the studio for what turns in to a drunk-fest. Sure, the show is good and funny, but the aftershow turns in to a real clusterfuck. Patrick comments on Al growing his hair out, and also having another kid. Al lures Patrick in to talking about a long lost love, […]

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