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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1100:
Hella Haterz

Patrick is in the studio solo today to address a ton of hate coming our way. In the first half of the show, Patrick talks shortly about Letterman retiring and what it means to him. The chat is not in the mood for normal “content” and insists we move on to addressing the recent hate […]

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  • The victims of the train crash in Pennsylvania are probably seeing less carnage than if they’d actually made it to Philadelphia. about 2 weeks ago
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