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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1110:
Orkle Me

Ya Boi D-Fritz is on the horn to host a super fresh show. Gays are legal now, and we have so much to say about all of you and your rainbow flags on your Facebook profile pictures. D-Fritz begins taking names for mass-banning. Patrick visits a Seinfeld apartment exhibit in New York and brags. We […]

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