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NLO 1015:
More Ice

Cornell Reid and Scott Bowser are in the studio, and there’s plenty of ice. Patrick is having a series of mini panic attacks about the Federal government and what they think is their fair share of money he doesn’t have. Cornell is still having a baby, and for a few minutes we make some very […]

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