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NLO 1288:
Taunting Titans

Patrick is packed in the studio with comedians Tyler Jolley and Jozalyn Sharp, as well as their sidekick Greg Price. Patrick thinks he might have ball cancer but doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Everyone tries to help Patrick brainstorm ideas for pranking a girls softball team because he’s on the mailing list somehow and […]


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