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NLO 1005:
Legally Speaking

Ryan Stout swings by, covered in beard and full of tips for defendants everywhere. On this show, we talk about Jimmy Fallon and how he’s changed since taking over the Tonight Show. We get a phone call from some guy plugging his boner website. Patrick things the United States and Los Angeles in particular has […]

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  • Patrick Melton

    Rookies Comedy Club (Sioux Falls, SD)

    Thursday | 03/20/14 | 9:00 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Rookies Comedy Club (Sioux Falls, SD)

    Friday | 03/21/14 | 8:30 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Rookies Comedy Club (Sioux Falls, SD)

    Friday | 03/21/14 | 10:30 PM

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