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NLO 1179:
Cory Loves Dwarves

Tattoo lady Cory swings by the studio to suck the air out of the room like a cigarette. Cory is coming to Edinburgh for the Fringe festival for a week, and Patrick couldn’t be more annoyed as she digs through her purse for cigarettes and nail polish. We talk about the first penis transplant, and […]

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