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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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Marathon Show – October 2014 – Part 5

The Marathon marches on with ya boi, comedians Ken Barnard and Scott Bowser. We are trying to get Bowser super drunk and possibly high on mushrooms. Ken Barnard is in rare form, and he’s moderating this madness to some degree. We are trying to order pizza, but have no idea what toppings to get. We […]



  • Can we stop using the descriptor "seedless" for grapes like they’re special order? about 2 days ago
  • More like The Container SNORE. about 2 days ago
  • Ten dollar flat rate rides in Manhattan through 2014. Use my referral code and we both get $20. This rules. about 5 days ago
  • Fuck @healthnet and Covered California. Six months of coverage. Can’t find doctors. They cover NOTHING. Complete waste of money. Thieves. about 7 days ago
  • I hope the cake boss was in jail long enough to get a cream filling. about 1 week ago