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NLO 1304:
Real Heroes

Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, but now it’s restored in all it’s glory. Erik is in town to do a show in Las Vegas for […]


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