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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1087:
Vanilla Nights

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chip Chip Chris. The show is having difficulties with cameras and video, so the show looks like shit. Chip Chip and Patrick are pre-gaming beers for their trip to Rudy’s for beer and hot dogs. Patrick explains the recent lull in shows since moving to NYC. We talk […]

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