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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1115:
My Boy

Patrick is trying to do a serious show with topics but it isn’t working. D-Fritz is on Skype and we’re talking about the recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre during Amy Schumer’s new movie, Trainwreck. Patrick doesn’t think Amy Schumer is that bad but D-Fritz thinks he’s gone soft. Patrick reveals that he may […]

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