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Three more shows at the V Theatre inside Planet Hollywood,...

Three more shows at the V Theatre inside Planet Hollywood, nightly at 9pm!

Fifty years. Big party. Woot. (at The Hollywood Improv)

Fifty years. Big party. Woot. (at The Hollywood Improv)

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NLO 980:
Cash Trash

Shooby is in the studio today to help walk Patrick through the dysfunction. We talk about all kinds of stuff on today’s show, including the last show, which will be released to Overdose fans only. Apparently Patrick stalks a waitress online with the help of some fans. We get a call from a comedian guy […]

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Shows

  • Patrick Melton

    V Theater at Planet Hollywood (Las Vegas, NV)

    Thursday | 12/12/13 | 9:00 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Rivercenter Comedy Club (San Antonio, TX)

    Thursday | 01/02/14 | 8:00 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Rivercenter Comedy Club (San Antonio, TX)

    Friday | 01/03/14 | 8:00 PM

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  • Actual Vegas elevator conversation between two girls: "Oh hey Katie. What have you been up to?" "Working on going to hell, how about you?" about 8 hours ago
  • I want to burn every cowboy as much as the next guy, but there's some rodeo going on at the MGM Grand, and the women here are super hot. about 22 hours ago
  • @ericfm I'm attending the bitcoin conference at MGM. about 23 hours ago
  • @DiazMackie You ain't so bad yourself, Mackie. about 1 day ago
  • It is now safe to turn off your computer. about 1 day ago

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