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NLO 1041:
Al Needs Pants

Al Jackson and D-Fritz are in the studio, and the vodka is being drank. D-fritz gets some more ragging about his racist girlfriend in front of Al. Al and Patrick have some really serious, intense moments that seem almost comically dramatic. We take a lot of phone calls, from both guys and girls. Our old […]

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