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NLO 1233:
Curran Events

Steve Curran, Superfan and PayPig extraordinaire, joins us for this show recorded in Las Vegas. Patrick is too full of barbecue to really do any kind of show of substance. The worst thing that can happen at an airport happens to Patrick. Well, the worst thing besides fisting. Steve booked a really bad flight home […]


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