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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1058:
Waxing Disgusting

The studio is packed with comics, including Al Jackson, Forrest Shaw, and Cornell Reid. We are focusing on hating people for the content of their character. Forrest tells us all about his earwax issues, and we all try not to gag. Al thinks it’s racist whenever anyone says the word banana. Asians are taking over […]



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