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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1061:
Friending Fritz

It’s our very last show in the Los Angeles studio, and it’s a doozy. The studio is filled with regular favorites D-Fritz and Jake Lloyd, and it’s going to go from one end of the awkward spectrum to the other. The first hour or so of the show is a real battle royale of an […]



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