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NLO 796:
Wafflin’

Comedian RYAN STOUT is in the studio for Nobody Likes Onion’s 7th birthday. We are also joined by fan Chris G. Patrick gives a super-detailed, in-depth history of how NLO came to be, how he used to run a waffle truck, and how he used to own and operate The Onion back when it was...

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  • Velvet Circus

    Hollywood Improv Lab (Los Angeles, CA)

    Monday | 07/02/12 | 9:30 PM

  • Nobody Likes Onions Live

    Sidewalk Cafe (New York, New York)

    Saturday | 07/14/12 | 10:00 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    LA Comedy Club at Planet Hollywood (Las Vegas, NV)

    Thursday | 08/16/12 | 9:00 PM

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