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NLO 1040:
Flience

The studio is full, and not just because Shooby and a fan from England is here. Patrick is going crazy, and not in a good and fun way. For some reason the studio is just full of flies. We get a caller that offers up a theory. Shooby is here, and we’re talking about his […]

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