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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1062:
CitySoundz

It’s our first show in NYC and Shooby joins Patrick. The audio may be a little off and the video is horrible. But we are working on it. Give us a couple weeks, ok? You are so fucking quick to judge. It used to be funny, but now it’s just sad. We talk to Shooby […]

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  • Hey @IKEAUSA get ready for about $500 in chargebacks. Your customer service is maddening. Two hours wasted today. No help w/ missing items. about 9 hours ago
  • Had an @uber driver take me over 60 blocks out of the way yesterday, and their support was just like “meh”. I’ll check out Lyft, Gett, Via. about 10 hours ago
  • Stop raping my sense of humor with your Bill Cosby jokes. about 4 days ago
  • Can we stop using the descriptor "seedless" for grapes like they’re special order? about 6 days ago
  • More like The Container SNORE. about 7 days ago

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