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Yelp! Review: Yummy Cupcakes in Burbank

I get it. Cupcakes are hot right now. Everyone is running around in the streets screaming “OMG! Have you had cupcakes?”Yes. I’ve had cupcakes. I’m 32. But there’s all these TV shows and stuff, and everyone baking like there’s no tomorrow. So I wanted to see what the fuss was about....

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy...

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy #happyfriday

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NLO 763:
Cockfosters

MIKE BRIDENSTINE is in the studio and we’re talking about GoDaddy and how out-of-touch they are with what a hot girl looks like. Patrick realizes thirty minutes in that they haven’t been broadcasting live, we check in on Rebecca Black, worries about Judy the intern, and a call from a British listener who tries to...

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    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

    Friday | 03/02/12 | 7:30 PM

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    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

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    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

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