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NLO 1157:
Almost Kidnapped

Comedian Alli Breen is here, albeit late, with Starbucks in hand. Patrick is impressed with how put-together Alli seems, and Alli lies and says Patrick looks great with his weight loss. We talk about director Kevin Smith’s daughter and her recent claim that she was almost kidnapped by fake Uber drivers. Bernie Sanders buries Hillary […]

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