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Yelp! Review: Yummy Cupcakes in Burbank

I get it. Cupcakes are hot right now. Everyone is running around in the streets screaming “OMG! Have you had cupcakes?”Yes. I’ve had cupcakes. I’m 32. But there’s all these TV shows and stuff, and everyone baking like there’s no tomorrow. So I wanted to see what the fuss was about....

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy...

One, please. But I’m just coming to watch. #creepy #happyfriday

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NLO 762:
Treasure Trolled

SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode....

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  • Patrick Melton

    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

    Friday | 03/02/12 | 7:30 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

    Friday | 03/02/12 | 9:30 PM

  • Patrick Melton

    Speakeasy Comedy Lounge (Scottsdale, AZ)

    Sunday | 03/04/12 | 7:30 PM

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