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NLO 1048:
Condo Cast

Tony Gaud sits with Patrick in a comedy condo in Tampa, FL for a show. This show takes place in a thunderstorm, and at one point lightning strikes pretty much inside the room. Watch the guys flinch on the video version. On this show, we talk about Patrick’s Florida experiences so far, including almost single-handedly […]

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