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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...


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NLO 1081:
Holy Ship

Shooby joins Patrick for a night-time show to talk about his recent excursion. He’s been on some boat for kids who do tons of drugs and listen to music that sounds like it was made by sending signals in to space and waiting for them to bounce back, but distorted. Anyway, Shooby is here. Patrick […]

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