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An Open Letter to Flappers Comedy Club

Last night I performed on my friend’s show in the Yoo Hoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club at 9:30pm. That friend was Flip Schultz, and the show was An Intimate Evening with Skippy Greene. I had rushed to make the show from Brea where I was doing a set on...

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NLO 1094:
Comedian Dan Nainan

Comedian J-L Cauvin is hanging out in the studio for this special show. Not long ago, fellow comedians and podcasters Joe Robinson and Rob Maher made Patrick aware of Dan Nainan, a comedian based in NYC. Apparently, Dan hates other comedians who smoke, drink and/or use profanity in their act. Dan does clean, corporate comedy […]


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